Wanna buy a Bat?

To whom it may concern,

I would like to purchase some bats for a bat house I have on the side of my house...

If you could ask me all the question necessary to make sure the bats are going to be safe and secure that would make me feel better...also how do i go about obtaining "bats" for my bat house?

My cell phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.

Thank you,

This is an email that was received at the zoo. I have no idea if or how this was responsed to. According to my wife, the whole purpose of a bat house is that you put it up if there are already bats in the area. By putting up the bat house, you are attempting to make the bats take up permanent residence on your property. The idea being that they'll act as pest control - eating mosquitoes and other insect pests. You don't actually do anything to "care" for the bats, all you are doing is putting up a place for them to live.

I have no idea if the bat house comes with a utility pole.